Monday, January 12, 2015

ON "O" VS "O" FOR NCAA FOOTBALL CHAMP


The national championship in college football will be decided tonight, Monday, January 12, 2015. It is very easy to determine which team will lose. Therefore, by the law of opposites it is easy to select the victor. 

Many people have made the fatal error of selecting Ohio, reasoning that Ohio has the "Os" covered front and rear, while Oregon lacks "O"-power at the end. For them Oregon will lose in the fourth quarter, since they don't have the "caboose" to fight all the way. They will be goners.

As strong as this reasoning seems to be, I must dissent.

I believe that the fate of the Oregon Ducks depends on their wearing their green-n-yellow uniforms. If - as is rumored - they enter the contest wearing a grey uniform, they will definitely lose to Ohio. 

Note: no Las Vegas bookie shop has perceived this game-determining circumstance.