As the name "Redskins" no longer appears to have the approval of the world community, the Washington Redskins must bow to world opinion. Although owner Daniel Snyder feigns rigidity on the issue, everyone knows that he is a "paper tiger." The moment his wallet is seriously threatened, Dan Snyder will acquiesce and solicit a new name for his team.
With this in mind, I, AmbulanceChaser, a man who has been accused of being a "spiritual Dan Snyder" by my enemies, propose a suitable new name. It is the "Washington Red Hawks."
The new fight song for the Washington Red Hawks football team will be the following:
"Hail to the Red Hawks!
Hail, Birds of Prey,
Red Feathers on the Warpath,
Fly to Victory!
"In the Sky the Fierce Red Hawks
Do fly their Dread Patterns,
On the Ground their Foes
In Fear and Worry Scurry!
"They Flee but Cannot Escape
The Red Hawks Fury,
With Steely Talons Another Foe
Is Tackled, Subdued and Beaten
"With Glorious Victory in Their Grasp
The Red Hawks Crack a Grin,
They've Seized Another Win,
Whoo Can Defeat Them?
"Hail to the Red Hawks!
Hail Dread Predators!
Birds on the Warpath
Let's Cheer for Old D.C."
That song will be a noble expression of the fighting valor of Washington, D.C.'s professional football team, the Washington Red Hawks.
